DRUM ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!   
                   THE MULHALL PIECE DE RESISTANCE
                Get out the good china!

Ingredients:

1 LB ELBOW MACARONI
1 CAN EVAPORATED
MILK
WATER
BUTTER
SALT & PEPPER

Procedure:

Cook macaroni. Drain. Return to pot. Add evaporated milk and water. Add butter, salt & pepper.